Humorous Wedding Roast for a Sports Player :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech for a Sports PlayerGood afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. For those of you that dont know me, my name is Martin and Im here to say a some words about Bradley. But first of all, Bradley thanks for agreeing to be my groom today. And thank you, Marta, for allowing Bradley to agree. Its traditional for the best mankind to let the brides parents know what sort of man has married their daughter - although, its really too late now to do anything about it. Bradley and I have been friends all our lives, so you can trust me to be completely honest, and let you have it straight First, you probably know that Bradley was born in 1975, which happens to be the same year the disposable lighter was invented - an invention that in his teenage years Bradley would find indispensable. But aside from that one small indiscretion, which was brought under control before there was any loss of life - and which he was never actually charged with, Bradley has lived an exemplary, if not a boring life. It wasnt until he joined my football club that he got into any real trouble. Before Bradley arrived we were so starved of success we did a lap of honour every time we got a corner. Although our fortune didnt change, Bradley immediately brought a new dimension to the team. But unfortunately, part he would consider his defensive play competitive, the referees would often interpret his face-high tackling as violent and dangerous. Away from the football field, Ive only known Bradley to lash out once. It was a swift left hook dealt to a local thug who, having no idea that Bradley was left handed, approached him as he sat in the passenger screw of a friends car and made a couple of disparaging remarks. Bradley beckons him over, winds down the window and wham - knocks the guy out cold. So heres a bit of a safety tip for you Marta if youre ever out in Richmond and it looks like theres going to be trouble, stay on his right side Now, as I understand it, Bradley actually propo sed to Marta overseas, whilst they were skiing earlier this year. The holiday spanned Valentines Day and Bradley suddenly realized that after six years of being with Marta, he could combine the amative day, the beautiful mountainside location and the rather favorable exchange rate - and finally propose.